STOP COUNTING!!! Hos. Whores. Hoors. Sluts. That's what everyone calls the women who have been around the block. It's 2005 and women are still worried about the numbers. It's not about protecting their bodies from disease or protecting their hearts from love. It's about protecting an image or an idea. Mary Madgelene is still on her knees waiting for someone to absolve her of her sins and make her a virgin again.

I don't judge, because life is too short. Stop counting. Tell us your stories about your 2nd, 20th, or 200th lover. We don't want to know about your first, because that's too banal. Besides you should stop counting after that. OK?!  ¶ 11:00 AM